this guy is working the counter at a pizza joint in the bronx and the dalai lama walks in. says, "make me one with everything."
guy thinks to himself, "clever man." rings the pizza up and says, "that's $15."
the dalai lama hands him a $20 bill. guy puts it in the register. the dalai lama says, "hey, where's my change?"
guy says, "change must come from within."